Poezie USer-Friendly

I'm learning a foreign language now,

it's called computerese...

From "Byte" to "Baud" to "CD Rom"

and "Modem" ~ if you please.



I'm more PC-linguistic now,

at first the words seemed odd...

Like "IBM Thinkpads

networking at 56k baud."



Or, "DVD Recordable

Write/Rewrite" hardware...

And "dub-dub-dub" or "web host"

or "computer down-repair."



I'm getting quite proficient now,

I download till I doze...

And everywhere that Connie is,

her "Dummies" manual goes.



Each day you'll find me on the Web,

my mind is in a tizzy...

Don't try to phone from 9 till numb,

my line is always busy.



A power-user? Well, not quite,

but, hey! I ain't no flunky...

A keyboard wizard still online,

a real computer junkie!